A Young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too but she doesn't know that. > On their wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. > 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. > A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and > eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' > More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her.... 'You want....... Garlic chicken wif snow peas?
We get in the night of the 5th at 11:30pm so if you're at Paty-o's you'll see us wheeling our suitcase through around midnight!
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death
