April 2012 Roll Call

Below are the links to Steve's Boobs cruises that still have openings.

http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/Temptation-resort-cancun/22362-cancuncare-boobs-cruise-mon-2nd-april-confirmed.html

http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/Temptation-resort-cancun/22548-cancuncare-boobs-cruise-mon-23rd-april-confirmed.html
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http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/Temptation-resort-cancun/22695-cancuncare-boobs-cruise-sunday-29th-april-provisional.html

http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/temptation-resort-cancun/22696-cancuncare-boobs-cruise-thursday-3rd-may-provisional.html

 

We are 17 - 24, so we will be seeing you guys poolside for sure

 

FIRST TIME SEX


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

 

14 days!! Cant believe its that close! :lotsofmichaelfs:

 

19 more days for us too, can't wait the excitement keeps building and building!!! Be there in the afternoon on the 17th!!!

 

this time in 17 days we should be over the gulf of mexico, waiting for the noise of those wheels coming down, we are only a little excited ,lol so cant wait now, time is dragging, at least there is only 2 more days of march left, to everyone going before us, have a fantastic time, to everyone who will be there the same time as us, we cant wait to meet you all, come say hi, and share a few drinks with us around the sexy pool

 

Afternoon of the 17th as well. Can't wait!!!

 

shit really 11 more days seems like its 60 days as slow as it is going

 

Thanks for the express checkin, just did it,
3 more days