Make sure you put the Whipped Cream in a Glad Type Bag (Just in case a seam bursts), in your Checked Luggage, not your carry-on!
WOMEN A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, and give to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... Sorry.... I'm thinking of whiskey. It's Whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind.
Woody...you crack me up!!! Just a few more weekends left....I am with everyone else...need to get some things ordered for theme nights. Checked swimsuits last night....no need to buy new ones this year---woohoo!!
Vasectomy - This is Funny A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have ObamaCare."
OMG!!!! That is hilarious!!!!! I have to agree-- with BCBS you will definitely get the "better" deal! lol!!!
This liver training is killing my swimsuit diet....... food or whipped cream vodka.... food or whipped cream vodka.... ...wait... isn't whipped cream some type of food? :aetsch022:
I hear ya!! If they can make Coke Zero... why can't they make vodka zero? lol... then I wouldn't feel nearly as guilty during my liver training!!
Vodka snuck up behind me and hit me up the side of the head in Vegas this week (happy hour at the bar was going on from midnight to 6 am... Somehow, I woke up in my room the next morning WITH money still in my wallet. Funny thing is I arrived so late to the hotel that the only room they had left was one of those wheelchair-capable rooms. First time in my life I was thankful for the extra handrails in the shower...
