April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

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  1. Deleted member 12579

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    OH btw... if anyone cares

    ***IT'S FREAKING SNOWING HERE AGAIN***


    grrr!!!!
     
    Deleted member 12579, May 4, 2010
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  2. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    Lucky U toots -only a chilly 67 here!!:xyxthumbs:
     
    The Woodman, May 4, 2010
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    I can only wish...!!!

    The snow isnt even that bad.. its the 80 to 90 km an hour winds!!!
    sucks to be in Calgary today.
     
    Deleted member 12579, May 4, 2010
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    An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had
    been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their
    friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the
    wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding
    how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
    arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time
    to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

    'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

    'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

    The gentleman sat quietly for a moment,
    adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

    'Is that one word or two?'
     
    wulfden, May 4, 2010
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    OMG!! too funny.. great joke! :)
     
    Deleted member 12579, May 4, 2010
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  6. jeff & deb

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    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

    For the sake of civility, and to keep it from
    getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
    A woman walks past and says, snickering,
    "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
    He raised an eyebrow and replied,
    "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
     
    jeff & deb, May 4, 2010
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    loved that.. lol
     
    Deleted member 12579, May 4, 2010
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    PartyDollGirl we loved your outfit on lingerie night, smoking hot
     
    wulfden, May 5, 2010
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    Pictures?
     
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  10. The Woodman

    The Woodman I can choose my own title Registered Member

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    I'll second that!!!:bootyshake:
     
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