April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

you better take care of that liver until April.. it needs to be in good working order... lol

 

Keeping it on Top!!!...again..lol

 

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

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Two men and a woman.



For the final test, the FBI agents took one of​

The men to a large metal door and handed​

Him a gun.



'We must know that you will follow your​

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.



Inside the room you will find your wife sitting​

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'



The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could​

Never shoot my wife.'



The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man​

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'



The second man was given the same instructions.​

He took the gun and went into the room. All was​

Quiet for about 5 minutes.



The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,​

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't​

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the​

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the​

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one​

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,​

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was​

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the​

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.



'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to​

Beat him to death with the chair.'



MORAL:


Women are crazy. Don't mess with them​

 

Woman taking golf lessons, and after about 20 minutes of her not listening the instructor snaps and says, listen lady just grab a hold of the club like you grab your husban's cock. Smack! perfectly straight down the middle. That was great! now take the club out of your mouth n we'll go for distance

 

Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts.
If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your:
NAMES, CANCUNCARE SCREEN NAMES, DATES YOU’LL BE THERE (IF YOU’RE THERE IN MOSTLY APRIL) & A PICTURE OF YOU ALONG WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME—
vetter79@rochester.rr.com
Woody
315-986-7450
As the list updates, I will forward it to everyone on the list that I have addresses for.
Hopefully this worked out for most when we did it this year so let’s see if we can do it again!
Woody & Sue (We’ve booked for April 12th – 21st 2011)

 

April here we come... thanks to Woody for finding us a good deal $$$-wise

 

Keeping it on top!!

Thank god its Friday!!!

 

Ok Brewster..My husband!! how is it you have more posts than I do? I post at least once every day.. but way more usually.. lol

 

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's sweet voice from the kitchen:
"What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said "I will have the chicken>"

She replied, "Your having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat!"

 

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