April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

Keeping it on top!!

 

OK..I'm confused...are we sharing the dirty blonde or Kim? lol

 

I was referring to the Dirty Blonde in the Broom closet, I mean she's a stick figure, but at 5am after multiple lemon drops, who can be picky lol

 

And hair color hides all Jim!!:aktion054:

 

Hey Brewster, when do you want me to post your info in the .pdf file?

 

"Dirty Blonde" is so impersonal. Shall we call her "Twiggy"? lol

 

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and he plays golf every Saturday..

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab..

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it ...

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

BOB's funeral will be on Friday.

 

Frickin hilarious. Keepin it up top

 

Drinking Problem?

For a while the kids really got on my case about drinking all the time. I found this book very helpful....lol

 

Hahaha that is Great