April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

keeping it on top!!

we are up at the lake today..we shut the party down at 330am this morning .. I thought my liver was going to scream with my first drink since Temptation.

 

Just trying to keep this on tops!!:banghead:

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying
that they don’t care. Well, here is a story that shows not all cops are
in that category.

The Joplin, Mo., Police Department reported finding a man's body last
Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The dead
man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while
visiting "someone" in Riverton, KS. He was wearing black fishnet
stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an
Obama T-shirt
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.

 

Nice one woody

 

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
obnoxious, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

 

lol...you should have told this one at the joke contest!

 

Keeping it on top...

Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."

"Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs."

"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

 

I miss TTR...but its only 11 months away now... lol

 

ok.. All the Apriltonions have recuperated by now... lol let talk about our trip.. what was the best part of your trip?

Mine was all of the fantastic people we met.

also if we could all be there at the same time, what week would be the best in April.

can you imaging if we were all there the exact same week.. TTR would never be the same..

 

Other than all the fantastic people that we met this time, TTR Titties of course!!
Middle of April next year is the best!!!! At least that's when we'll be back, hopefully w/ the "Crew"!:wink3::lotsofmichaelfs::flash::flash:

 

so you go April 15th every year? is it usually better weather than this year.. I heard that the rain this year was not the norm.. is that true?