April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

I would agree with Woody, we had about 60 last april and everyone had a blast and almost all said they were coming back, So looks like two more boats on the booze cruise and some new comers

 

Any idea of the dates?

 

We're looking at the 12th - 21st as a lot of us!:cheerleaders:

 

SEX AFTER DEATH


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Judy..........Judy"

"Is that you, George?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"



"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.




I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.




Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.




Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"

"No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas ."

 

Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone... and yes we are Catholics...

A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done..

The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass..
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said,"Take this and eat it for this is my body.." He did not say,"Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's..

 

oh shit!!! thank you ken and joyce!!!!! i just had a very very good laugh!!!! i really dont have any real preference on religion. but if that cant make a person laugh then they dont have a funny bone!!! thanks again!!

 

I'd just come out of the mall with a bucket of fried chicken, french fries, ice cream, large chips and a 12 pack.
A poor homeless man sat there and said, "I haven't eaten for two days."


I told him, "I wish I had your fucking willpower".

 

thats a good one too!!!! really is something that i would say though.

 

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach at TTR.

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,' explained the man.

'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?'

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.'

 

April Trip 2011
OK,
Here's the cheapest that I've found so far from our place (Rochester, NY)

cheaptickets.com

$2980 w/ transfers, flight, hotel and taxes for 11 days, 10 nights from 04/12 - 04/22 (This is for 2 people)

This doesn't include trip insurance which is like $180 extra. (Seems pretty high to me from what I'm used to paying thru Sams Club).


Anybody come up w/ anything better yet?:huh:

Remember, If anyone wants to be put on the .pdf welcome list, I'll need the following info sent to me:

Your 1st names, a picture of whose going, the dates that you'll be there and your e-mail address so that I can keep you all updated.
Send the info to Me (Woody) at vetter79@rochester.rr.com.

We had about 120 people on the list last April and it's a real easy way to meet fellow TTR lovers before you get there!

PS: I'll start the list when we get the 1st booking!! Sorry, April bookings only this time! :huh:

Let's see if we can beat last April's list!!

See ya all there!!