April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

Yeah, we loved hanging out with you guys as well! So many fun people and so many different times people go. If we miss you in October this year, we'll for sure catch up with you again before too long. Guess we're all going to just have to try to go more often!! You thinking of New Years again?

 

We're hoping to be there for New Years again... We've been there once before over xmas and New Years, that year the resort asked all the guests to dress in white New years eve. The buffet area was beautiful sit down dinner. It was the best time we had out of the 4 times we've went The resort went all out Christmas eve and New Years eve, it was fantasic and can't wait to go.
It is said the world it coming to an end Dec. 23 2012... my plan is to be at Temptations... if it does all come to an end what a great place to be... and if not even better.

 

Booked today to return back to TTR April 24th - May 8th!

Woohoo how exciting

Caz and Ade

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BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being

funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your

clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your

butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply

couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.




The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his

drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'

cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into

the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She

replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle

Grow'!!!!!



You guys just never learn, do not tick off

the woman.

 

Woody .. that soo funny !!! good one.

 

Just thought a would chime in with the joke of the year....

TWO WOMEN WERE SITTING QUIETLY.... MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS

 

Unfortunately I ran out of vacation days... yeah.. I know you're retired and don't have to worry about that....

 

Here's a little humor for us old Military guys!!

On some air bases, the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day, the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

The tower responded, "Who is calling?"

The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"

The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference... If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock . If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."

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During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.

"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys.. "Yours is."

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Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "Sure, buddy."

Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"

"Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "No, SIR!"

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Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?

A: He'll tell you.
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Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?

A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.

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An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

 

THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe,who was approaching his 50th anniversary, to take a few moments and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied, Well, I'va tried to treat her nicea,spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary.

The priest responded, Giuseppe, you are an inspiration to us all. What are you going to do for your 50th?

Giuseppe responded, I THINK I'LL GO BACK AND PICK HER UP.

THERE'S THE SECRET.

 

Here are comparison maps of both TTRs for those who might be interested. 1st is Cancun, 2nd is Los Cabos No brainer to us - Cancun's the place!! :flash: