April 2011 roll call...hahaha!!!!!

At a bar...




Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"

 

Hey, how did this fall to page 2...lol

Keeping it on top!!

 

rdubnpk
Here is an old one you probably have already heard:
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you use a feather, perverted is when you use the whole chicken

 

Hahahah!! good one..

 

Whats the difference between a blonde and a washing mashine? Throw a load in a washing machine and it wont follow u around for a week!

 

.....lol

 

Hey k
Kim is my new avatar ok now?

 

much much better!!!

 

Thanks doll

 

Don't stretch after jogging!