April 16th "Boobs" Cruise Possible Guest List

I'm not wiping them out -And I don't know what in hell's going on!

Does it look right now?

 

Keeping it on top!

I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

 

Do this have to be booked in advance?

 

When dis has become booze criuse posting by Steve he puts a link for da deposit
I be-leave 25$.

 

You'll have to prepay $25.00 P/P. When Steve sets up a sticky they'll be a link to use to prepay.

 

Would

You Marry Again? -

Priceless


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[FONT=Times
New Roman]A husband and wife are sitting quietly in

bed reading when the Wife looks over
At him and asks the

question....

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"What would

you do if I died? Would you get married again?"



[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"Definitely not!"



[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Why not? Don't you like

being married?"

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"Of

course I do..."

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Then why

wouldn't you remarry? "

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]

"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."



[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"You would?" (with a hurt

look)

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT](makes audible

groan)

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Would you live in

our house?"

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"Sure, it's

a great house.."

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Would you

sleep with her in our bed?"

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]

"Where else would we sleep?"



[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Would you let her drive my

car?"

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"Probably, it is

almost new."

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Would you

replace my pictures with hers?"



[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"That would seem like

the proper thing to do."

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]

"Would you give her my jewelry?"



[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"No, I'm sure she'd want

her own."

[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Would you take

her golfing with you?

[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]

"Yes, those are always good times."



[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]"Would she use my clubs?



[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"No, she's left-handed."



[FONT=Times
New Roman]WIFE: [/FONT]-- silence --



[FONT=Times
New Roman]HUSBAND: [/FONT]"SHIT."[/FONT]

 

Looks like a full boat already buddy!!! Wohoo