Another comically bitter review on trip advisor

I am sorry but based on what color the water stayed on our last trip and the fact that our white bathing suits are now a nice shade of yellow I will not be opening my mouth under the water in that pool

 

wait

I think the most ive waited is almost an hour, but keep in mind you can book multiple days at once now, so even if you wait an hour your first day there, you will not have to make reservations for the next few days, I always booked 3 days at one time.....

 

M AN K That was my though no underwater eating for me!!!!!

 

Oh god.................that is too funny...........where was chinos

 

necessity is truely the mother of invention, just sorry i didnt think of it!!!

 

So when we were there last year we got in line to make reservations at specific restaurants and they had a sign on the back of the chair for each restaurant ... ok no problem me and Connie each got in a line for two different restaurants ... we got half way through the line and they changed the signs to a different line by moving the chairs. So me and Connie looked at each other and went to the back of each new line because we wanted just the two restaurants for the next two nights ...
Got half way through the line and they chainged the chairs back to the original places and we both started laughing so hard ...it was th funniest thing and we have no idea what the hell was going on ...good thing DOS XX was keeping me a happy camper that morning!

 

I have to agree with the trip report....we went july 09 and hated it so much we went back oct. 09....that trip was so horrible we went back for New years...now we despise the place so much we are not going back until april 3rd 2010!!!!!!! not being able to find medication for his wife is funny....I cannot belive that this resort does not have a fully staffed hospital onsite like all the other resorts ive stayed at????lmao..there is 3 stores within a block that sell perscription and non perscription meds, he was probably scared to walk to far away with all the Mexicans walking around....have no idea why there are so many mexicans?????and he had to wait in line for reservations(4 hours my naked ass)...that is just unheard of!!!! Ive never had to wait in line for good food before!!!!that is just rude!!!!LMAO!!!! I will admit im sure this resort is not for everyone(im sure you probably shouldnt hold a christian retreat here(although they would probably have fun)But if your that uptight of a person why would you even look this resort up??If you come here opened minded without attitude or jellousy you will have the time of your life without a doubt!!!!!! My wife and I have decided that we are going to come here about every 3 months until we are broke, dead, or in a wheel chair!!! people like this not coming back will just assure us a room when we make our next reservation!!!! See ya in April, July, October, and probably NYE!!!!

 

Wow! thats funny!

 

There is no gas station near TR.

 

Do you stand near the pool to make dinner reservations? Maybe that's why it takes 4 hours!