Another adorable tripadvisor review...

I guess I enjoyed the beach? its not big or comparable to other resorts I have been to by no means...but I fully enjoyed it.. guess im just different

 

Yep, definitely our kind of place... Can't wait for April 23rd!

 

This is not the resort that we visited twice. Take note that the reviewer had only 1 review.

After years of scam training on the Jamaica forums, I can honestly say this:

Anyone who has read any reviews about TTR is well aware of the sexy environment. Not one person is going to show up and be surprised at whats happening. (Impossible) !!! TTR is sexy, but thats it. All of the reviews on TA, Expedia , Orbitz mention the fact that it is risque. A lot of folks get a "charge" out of knowing people have actually read something that they have posted. Kinda like going to a farmers Market and complaining that there were too many watermelons !!!

We have never witnessed any type of sex between guests. We have also never witnessed a fight between guests. Not to say that it doesn't happen, but we just never saw it.

As far as disgusting, the gals are much more attractive at TTR than anything in Jamaica , Live Aqua, the Royal, etc.

If the sexy pool gets too much, just stroll over to the quiet one.
Even though we complain about TTR prices, they are much lower than Hard Rock, Live Aqua, ME, etc. TTR is still a great deal for the $$$. We have stayed at the more $$$ resorts, but TTR is just simply at lot more fun than those places. And everyone is a lot friendlier !!!

 

Think they were on the Boobs Cruise we were on last year.

Steve and i satrted singing kumbya to them...

 

Haha! That's what you get for not doing your research!

 

Would anyone mind if we use their horse & buggy to take us all to Coco Bongo's !! If they were dresses in black they probably only went for fetish night........
How did they miss a Boob cruise ?, just imagine how goooood the review would have been then !!

42 days to go until we "suffer" all this lewd behaviour, bring it on girls & boys....
:lotsofmichaelfs:

 

Sex in the pool and on the beach? Huh did we pay enough lol.

 

I'm lost we were there last June for 8 day for the same reason they went , never seen any thing like that. During the day between drinks,shots and taking picture for Joe and other doing whipped cream shot off the breast , "I must have miss it it" . Even at night we would get dress per Dress code go dance , after wards jump in to the pool , hide the the back corner enjoying the activity, hell one night my wife got the security guard to go get shots for the whole group .
May if this person would have taken our aprouch they to would have had the best getaway in there life , making new long term friends from all around , being hooked

 

Quick... Someone call the WAAAAAAAMBULANCE!

That chick sounds like she'd be a blast at parties!

 

The stable is round back by the kitchen..:icon_confused: