Seems all bases have been covered but all I know is that Frank Zappa said it best in Titties and Beer...Anything over a mouhtful is wasted Makes sense to me, lol.
in the words of Austin Powers, Jubolies not so sure about the spelling though, then there is cans, melons, tiggles...
Best slang terms for women's breast... (Posted on 2/5/08 at 7:42 p.m. to parrotheadtiger) by size: smuggled diamonds itty bitty titties lumps humps perkies mouthfulls handfulls jubblies mammaries bazongos gazongas by action: glass cutters sweater stretchers bouncies swingers swayers feeders knee warmers and a few that got missed somehow: headlights "tracts of land" from the Princess Bride and my Cancun favorite bubbles
Well in my best English accent (Terry Thomas, Leslie Philips esk) LA LAs or Ding Dong (with a shake of the head between Ding & Dong) LOL