Ahh the bar life....

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  1. KScpl

    KScpl Addict Registered Member

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    I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
    She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave, and got your hair cut, you'd look pretty good."
    I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to one of your friends over there."

    I was telling a girl in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
    "Really" she said, "Go on then... try."
    After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
    "Come on, what day was I born"?
    I said, "Yesterday."
     
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  2. hawtspot

    hawtspot Enthusiast Registered Member

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    :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:that what a good chuckle!!!
     
  3. Lenni & Jodie

    Lenni & Jodie The Unicorn Hunters Registered Member

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    I gotta try that one, hopefully I'll get it on video too lol
     
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