This post could have been written by me many years ago and we are making our 7th return this year. Still no Boobs Cruise for us, but that is because of her anxiety with water and not anything else. She loves the resort as much as I do. I have talked friends and family into going and they had similar reservations and now they are annual visitors. Try it out. If you don't really like it, the Quiet Pool is not a bad place to hang out. We've gone there for "detox" and met some amazing people there. My advice is to go. You won't regret it at all.