Fantastic trip report guys! Pleasure to meet you. I'll move this one back to the main forum for now. The idea of the new Trip Report forum was to move reports over after they had dropped down out of sight. I think many will have missed it since it was directly posted here. I think I may have the permissions messed up!
Day 3: Every liver deserves a rest. Unfortunately, ours did not get one. Off to the sexy pool, where Jose descends on Todd and signs him up for the Mr. Temptation contest. After revealing his most shocking sexual acts on a blow-up doll—which he managed to deflate—he dove in to collect tops. The girls decided to randomly give bottoms, too, so this became our first fully naked in public moment of the trip. Met up with a few (dozen) of our CCC friends that evening for a toy exchange in the Sports bar. We made it a white elephant: wrapped gifts were placed on the billiards table, and you could either open a new one or steal an already-opened gift. Some of the ladies nearly came to full-on UFC brawling over some particularly powerful items. Luckily, no one was hurt, and everyone left happy. Very happy! We reconvened for Bali Hai night, which means the resort sets up a beautiful buffet by the sports pool . We’d seen the staff hustling all day stringing lanterns, setting up tables, etc. They should really be applauded—it was gorgeous. The only problem was that the tables are very low…not so comfortable. Once again, Jose and Sarah 69 found us. They were really having trouble rounding up couples to participate in the show, so we agreed to help. Seeing the other two competitors were in skimpy dresses and Laura had gone casual, she grabbed our friend Claudette, whose dress she'd been admiring all night, and asked to borrow it. Now comes Laura's personal favorite “Only at TTR Moment:” Claudette and I jump into Margaritas, where the whole staff is tidying up the place. Truly not giving a shit…we both strip naked and start exchanging clothes, right there in the foyer while the workers just looked kind of amused! Unfortunately, we lost the contest—our winning streak destroyed, our egos bruised—we went and drowned our sorrows at Paty’O’s.
Day 4:artytime: Boobs Cruise! We set the record for the biggest Boobs Cruise in history because Steve graciously pulled made arrangements for some unregistered people to get on last minute. Omar led the show while Chinos (who was his normal self—no indication of what was ahead for him) served many, many drinks. Steve stopped to snorkel and then to skinny dip before arriving at the beach club. We didn’t snorkel, but jumped right in for the skinnydipping. You don’t get many chances to jump naked off a boat into the Caribbean, so we’d really encourage anyone hesitating to take advantage of this chance! The buffet lunch was very good. EAT THE FISH!!!! It is delicious! Led by Omar and Chinos, the beach games were of course a riot. (Omar, thank you for pretending you didn't notice me ogling you the whole day--nice shoes!!!):icon_eek: The return trip involved lots of whipped cream and exposed body parts and dancing and body shots and mooning the jealous people on other boats. Upon return, Laura decided she was too tired to stay out that night. But then Kim and Robyn decided that this needed to be an impromptu Lingerie night. Since we’d miss the real Lingerie night, Laura decided to take advantage of it just for a minute. Probably This ended up being one of our most fun nights at Paty O’s, since many people decided to join us and sport some seriously sexy stuff. At first, the music was techno stuff that wasn't inspiring us, but the girls shown above all wandered up to the DJ and mentioned we would dance if he put on some Pitbull. Two minutes later, there it was. So, lesson learned: the DJs will take music requests if you're dressed right! We danced all night, and some guys did get a bit creepy (okay…maybe a chain of girls in thongs grinding each other is going to invite that) but nothing that we couldn’t handle.)
Wow Todd!! What a great report along with pictures. Makes me feel like it was just yesterday. Great meeting the two of you and look forward to next year!
Day 5: This was our last day, so we decided to go full throttle and make the most of it. We practiced a few things we’d learned by studying Channel 12, then sped out to the pool. Knowing you just can’t keep this girl off a pole, Jose and Manuel descended on Laura and asked her to do Miss Temptation. Laura she’d rather not, but would help out in a pinch. The guys asked Kelsey, an amazingly hot Canadian blonde, if she’d join. Now, here’s why Todd hasn’t gotten laid much since the trip…he turns to Kelsey and announces…loudly…”Do it Kelsey! There’s NO competition!” Laura proceeded to shoot him dirty looks while rubbing oil on the Italian guy who seems to work at the resort. Well, half an hour later Manuel and Jose came back, not able to get anyone to join. Laura and Kelsey decided “what the hell” and decided to do it, and Laura narrowly won. Prizes are worth making an a$$ of yourself: upgrade to a jacuzzi room, hot stone massages, passes to Coco Bongo, and a lobster dinner. Kelsey deserved a share of the loot, so we gave her the suite upgrade, then Laura and the female half of Slopoke headed off for hot stone massages (absolutely the most relaxing thing ever!) Todd and the guys headed straight for Naked Tequila Volleyball. One poor Polish girl joined in, and she turned out to be a serious volleyball player who was rather annoyed by the naked schlubs on her team. She power-served our team to victory, though, and saved us from an ice bath! Slopoke agreed to shoot some pictures for Laura’s online Miss Temptation, so we headed down to the beach and she had her Sports Illustrated moment. We also had brought Todd’s mom’s swimsuit and the Bible from our drawer, and staged a few shots for our Facebook (see “What Facebook sees vs. what Cancuncare sees” thread!) This led, somehow, to a full-fledged revival meeting, in which Laura led the topless sinners in the sexy pool in a rousing cries of “Oh, God!” Another “Only at TTR Moment.” The “Sensual Temptations” strip show was that night and is definitely worth catching. It involved lots of audience participation. Laura was very excited to get pulled onstage at the end by the hot “Policeman.” However, she had no idea what the finale is! Um…don’t want to give away the show’s big ending…but if you don’t plan to be naked in front of the world, don’t follow the nice officer, okay???? Then it was off to the much-anticipated glow night. Our friends had brought more than 1,000 glow sticks, and the crafty members of the group had worked them into bracelets, bunny ears, etc. As the night went on, the decorations got more creative and artfully placed. Hooray for glowing cock rings and vajayjay chains! Sadly, it was time for goodbye. We hugged, we cried, we exchanged numbers, and we said goodnight…promising to do it all again next year!:xyxthumbs:
