A day in the life

Discussion in 'Temptation Cancun' started by Matt_Diana, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. Naughty Newfies

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    Check with Naughty Newfies. There's a town in Newfoundland called Dildo so surely they'll have something...
     
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    But Bob sadly learns that the Newfies had none to spare, because all of their dildos were currently being used....
     
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    ...by the Men's Canadian hockey team during the Olympics. They have no choice but to...
     
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    Give their Vaseline to the American hockey team. They were good patriots and hated to see their boys getting done like that. They then took their donkey and amputee porn movie and....
     
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    ....they flew to Cancun, grabbed a bottle in the airport and watched the USA take the gold in the sports bar while waiting for Lingerie night to commence. While waiting for the doors to Nice Shoes to open, a guy appeared to save the night and his name was.....
     
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    Captain Morgan,,, the only captain that can save this team.
     
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    Don Cherry saying "WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" because this was obviously a dream as team USA could never beat the deadly Canadian team. Once waking up from this terrible nightmare they were relived realizing it was likely brought on by some cheep tequila. They had just the cure, opening their suitcase to find......
     
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    A liter of good Canadian whiskey, a box of Cuban cigars, a DVD of the classic porn movie, the Librarians of Iowa unleashed in Cancun and two tickets for .....
     
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    ...the famous Cancuncare Boobs Cruise. Bob and Anne decided they'd go all out on this trip and shed their normal attire in favor of...


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