Just to clarify, I didn't ask where to buy drugs...I just wanted to know how strict the hotel and/or authorities might be when it comes to marijuana only. I figured it IS Mexico...it can't be uncommon there. Also, yes I realize that my questions are all over the place but it is info we would like to have before we get there so we can maximize our fun and stay out of trouble with the Federales. Good tip about bringing back cigars, I'll keep all of that in mind...is there a way for them to check the tobacco even if there are no markings on the actual cigar and they are not in the original packaging? So scratch the scooters idea, I guess a trip to that island and renting a golf cart is the way to go huh! I will def bargain shop and I'll make sure we don't get sucked into any traps involving local pimps. That should do it, thank you guys for all of your help, maybe we'll see some of you next month!