$450 bucks, seriously that's chump change. Not sure what you people are thinking, but I charge way more than that, but I do include Mad Dog 20/20 for everyone.
I’d do it for a six pack and a bag of Skittles. You’d be over paying but I more than make up for it in enthusiasm . Now the wife, well thats a different story. That’s gonna cost you some Fireball AND edible pasties. And this so called “20 min time limit”? F that! You’d better be in it for the long haul. 20 min would just piss her off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our entertainment experience extravaganza $450 package includes the following: - a mechanical Unicorn - 2 cans of Four Loko fine alcoholic beverage - your choice of silver level fetish stripper: grandma, midget or grandma midget - if celebrating a birthday: ~ female receives a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs ~ male receives a tutu - disinfecting wipes specially made for the eyes - morning after pill - $50 coupon to divorce lawyer firm: Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
