2 Single Dudes in October/November

Talk about skewing the guy/girl ratio...

Can you imagine if Warren Jeffs or any of his band of merry followers booked TTR? One married guy with 14 wives. And I'm sure they'd have some sexy swimwear. lingerie night could become magical prayer underwear night.

But since they don't drink (yeah, right), there'd be more booze for the rest of us.

No offense to any readers...if you and your wives are mormons...

 

I got game and swagger...I'll make it work!! I'll be the drunk chubby tattooed dude at the pool bar.

 

I've posted before and I'll post again.

Went down with a group of 7 guys and everyone found what they were looking for in a great fun atmosphere.

You will be fine.

 

Awesome!! I got 3 months to get my 12 pack abs in shape and my taste buds ward up for dos Equis!!

 

haha good point, I just shake my head that some people think the whole trip starts and ends with sex. Hell sometimes we think about booze and food too right?

 

I'm scratching my head here trying to figure out what the problem is with there being 10x more single guys than single girls at TTR. We should strive to preserve this ratio by all means necessary, in my respectful opinion.

:icon_mrgreen:

 

Not quit,,, but maybe a sausage fest.

 

From Trip Advisor;
“Singles beware”
Reviewed July 11, 2012
9 people found this review helpful
Just came back from a weekend there. I am a guy in my late 30's and was looking for some fun under the sun with a couple of buddies. As much as I wanted to like this place, after reading so many good reviews... I really, really hated it. Here's why,

The Crowd
- 60% Married couples, out of which, maybe 1/3 were swingers
- 30% Single guys, out of which, maybe 1/2 were gay
- 10% Women, out of which, 90% were over 200 pounds, the other 10% over 50 years old

The "Sexy" Pool
- A pathetic display of drunks dancing to hip hop and making out or exchanging couples.
- "Entertainment" is just lame, a loud woman inviting a handful of drunks to play silly games by the pool for everyone else to watch

The Food
- If you like cheap burgers and fries that have been in the sun all day, then maybe you'll like the food. Otherwise, I don't see how anyone would

I was tempted... to get the hell out of this place (which we eventually did). For a little more money we went to ME Cancun. It was like going from hell to... well, earth. Still looking for heaven...

 

That is one rocking post, dude!

 

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