OK, got it - there's so much inside joking going on in this forum, and innuendo and stuff, that it's hard to figure what's fact from fiction, I guess. One thing I keep seeing/hearing about is the dress code. I"m guessin it's somewhat like other places I've read about (not having been out of the country for a vacation, we're a bit vacation starved) - dress nice in the evenings for dinner, basically. But I'm seeing that shorts aren't allowed on the guys at night? What's that about? From Angie's report, it sounds like it is at the nicer restaurants on the resorts, right? Also, how late are the pools open? I'm thinking a topless sexy swim with my hubby in the evening would be awfully nice (yes, I said the t-word! I'm getting there ladies!).