Hey now that raspy no voice is hawt! Lol. Hoping I don't lose my voice like last April. Now losing my top or bottoms.... Oh well :icon_mrgreen:
1) I hate that we are weak drinkers and pay the price every morning (and afternoon) 2) I hate that request to make my drinks A LITTLE BIT stronger result is glasses of some sort of jet fuel 3) I hate walking from the beach into the ocean where the ground is quite painful to step on 4) I hate paying $15 a day for internet, when I just need 5 minutes here and there. 5) I hate my wife for eating and drinking anything she wants and losing weight. (or is it me that I hate for the opposite) 6) I hate all those overly friendly, easy to talk to and get along with Candians who really are just trying to get you drunk and make you do foolish things. 7) I hated the taxi driver outside the resort who spent our entire ride telling us how bad a resort Temptation is 8) I hated the performing male dancer in New Shoes for not selecting my wife on stage and giving me a video of a lifetime 9) I hate myself for not earning enough money to come 4 times a year 10) I hate the cleaning lady who took my pathetic tip and made such a cool towel elephant that she shamed me. (see below)
Things other hate about TTR that I LOVE!!! Mr Temptation being on cheers rather than on looks and Talent... well... I've won the Mr. Temptation twice... I wasn't the youngest or best looking, has a little bit to do with dropping trow and getting a LOT of bikinis... Act crazy and have fun Tipping bartender $20 on the first night and never having to wait for a drink at PatyO's the entire week as it was waiting for me by the time I reached the bar. Room being next to PatyO's, private bathroom next to sexy pool and party pllace... who sleeps before 4 am .... Seeing Monique's Bare Ass sticking to the bar stool... Watching Monique party all day till she finally throws up at night and wishing you could see her in the shower ...
the 10 things I hate... 1.the shower heads .3 times ive been the shower heads were plug . 2.being broke into at 3 am ..only time I was happy to see 3 guys kick the crap out of one guy . 3.people bitching about single male`s at TTR .I guess some people like to think all single males are dicks :deadhorse: 4..the drama queens .ive seen a few. 5.time share people .sharks 6.pushy males ,females 7.front desk staff . 8.the coffee or is it mud not sure . 9.single males ...hey sorry didn`t want us single males feel left out . 10 leaving ..
I will never forget your Naked Ass on that Surfboard! ...and I think you still need to return my bottoms....hahah!
1. Being told how funny and what a laugh you were the night before or on the Boobs Cruise when you have no memory. 2. The entertainment staff knowing that after a few drinks you will enter anything! 3. Mats of death in the room on the slipplery floors that try and kill you by sliding across the room especially in the dark 4.Jumping in the sexy pool clothed at night and the remember whats in your pocket 5. never managing to creepy up to the hot tub at night and get in without getting caught before in it 6.Not getting my sea legs until i have had enough tequilla that i can stand up on dry land but no prbs on the boat 7. Always getting paired up against the biggest man on the planet in the beer drinking contest 8. getting the bucket of ice down my pants ...... TWO Years in a row!! during the stripper show 9 Never Looking as good in the Square cut trunks as I thought i did when i tried them at home 10. Leaving all our friends and seeing them go before us
Guess I should take a poke at this..... 1. That all the sexy people I meet at TTR don't live close to me to see them more often. 2. The red fuzzy rugs in the rooms that go from 0-60mph in a split second when stepped on 3. When my drink is empty 4. Forgetting names and hoping someone will say it to jog my memory 5. Seeing the video weeks later, that Im not as good of a dancer as I thought I was at the moment. 6. When "napping" at the sexy pool and people forget to flip me over 7. That I'm not there yet! 8. That they don't have a parade of men, so us ladies can oogle all at once. 9. Pool Pee'ers 10. Having to leave to come back to the real world.
I'm going in 6 days for the first time and after reading this thread, I'm a bit nervous....seems like there is a lot of hating!!!! What did you all like about TTR??
Love: #Top service at all times #Immaculately clean 24-7 #So much booze! #Laughing my ass off with complete strangers #Nobody knows me, and nobody gives a shit #Only place I'd EVER consider wearing underwear as outer-wear (lingerie night!) #Steak at the seafood place #Italian restaurant #Boobs Cruise! #Beer pong!!
