STDs.
Thats what sugar daddy is for...
I'm a virgin. Please help me get laid.
How do you think the girls gone wild guys made their millions? Girls love to be on camera.
Burn....
It's call the POV technique.
What about just video taping them.
My stick is always up for you women too.
What does beating off have to do with anything?
I hate racist girls.
As shaggy said, it wasn't me.
That's easy. Find a sugar daddy who will pay the $1000. Problem solved.
I thought the secret is to offer them pizza?
So is President Bush. Unfortunately, being imaginative doesn't do other people any good. [img]
And have MONKEY SEX.
A friend of mine spent a night in jail for pissing in NYC. My roommate pissed outside of our apartment complex once but she didn't get caught.
No, I have to get it drunk first.
Oh, I thought you meant you had to manscape before the Cancun orgies.
I'll be having monkey sex at ME.
It's only possible to find a non charted commercial direct flight if the origin city is a hub.
