How can having better food and better drinks be bad?
Don't worry, I won't post any pictures. LOL.
I had the best night ever too. I don't think I've ever made a girl came that many times in one night. I was like a f'ing porn star. :cool: I...
I forgot to take pictures...lol.
Can I tape the rubbing sessions?
I heard they have a great selection of sausages.
You don't want them cooking and cleaning at the same time anyway.
I'll stop when you stop starring at my feet.
You are two cups too small to be my girlfriend. :D
I'm not your boyfriend.
Husband and baby.
Yeah, you gotta get them to like each other first so jealousy won't become an issue. That's threesome 101.
They both saw what?
Got a text from Dennis...he said "wooo"
hi babe, what are you wearing?
Post ads on Craigslist looking for a sugar mama. That's what I do.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=check+her+oil Wasn't that why you were looking for me?
I am going to work on Monday, unlike some of you slackers.
I'm right here hon. But you gotta stop relying on me check your oil.
Speaking of which, anyone has any suggestions on where to go and what to do in Rome? Going there with Lisa in a month.