Blondie is easy to spot by her tattoo, pink lips with "Nice Shoes" on her right butt cheek, but I'm tattoo free. I'm just the big guy with the...
Don't worry, I'm good for it.
Where did you get the float strap? That would be very handy.
Yeah, definitely in the action.
You got it Lexi! We'll buy a drink at the Sexy Pool.
That's definitely not my situation. I started riding dirt bikes in 1970 at the age of 7 and I got my first street bike they day I turned 15 1/2...
What would really be cool is if I had something to ride while I'm wearing it. I'm currently bikeless and wearing it on the couch just makes it...
Not so fast. http://www.amazon.com/Random-Speeds-Wireless-Control-Vibrating/dp/B00EDMU4PW
Now you do. Hahaha Amazon.com: Color Random/20 Speeds Wireless Remote Control Vibrating Egg Pocket Egg Sex Toys for Woman: Health & Personal Care
I just have my John Kocinski replica Arai helmet. It's cool but not that cool.
Blondie bought 3 rolls of red saran wrap at Christmas so we are going to get creative with those. Much easier for her than for me. We'll see how...
It's definitely a PITA to post pics here unless they posted on a different site.
Oh.....that kind of stuck up. Waterproof remote control eggs are good for that in public situations.
We'll warm the boat up on the 5th. Be ready to drop your drawers and grab your drinks because it's on like.....
There are 10 more spots open on the May 9th cruise. Come on people let's get it sold out so Mayhem can begin the month with 3 straight sellouts...
Simply put....yuck!
Jim Beam is the only one that I know for sure. There probably are others though.
Just make sure your helmet is buoyant. It would suck to go overboard and have your helmet drag you to the bottom head first. The visual is kind of...
Not only is it not my intention to be anything other than a kid, I think it's impossible for me to be. Just ask my mom. Oops, I meant my wife. See?
Me too. I go to Temptation because I think I'm better than everyone, I don't like people and I want to be left alone.
