I cheat death on the regular; Taxes on the other hand...don't mess with the tax man.
Hahahaha thank you all for such kind words. I will really have to make sure I don't disappoint come May. I put in lots of practice this weekend...
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
1. A ninja is a professional blender 2. Grain alcohol is very strong booze, brand name Everclear. 190 proof (95%) to be exact. You do not want...
Can't wait for tomorrow. Took a half day off work, and my buddy got a limo for the day. It should be pretty awesome. I'll post some pics on...
Hahaha thanks for letting me know. It's ok, we got some crazy stuff going on with Chip 'Mad Scientist' Kelly. "Before a mad scientist goes mad,...
Thank you :) She always gets the big tip.
Either that is new (post Sept 2015), or they are just referring to the person who can make you eggs on the grill however you want.
That's what we call them at Steve's bar and Grille(what people call my house). When new people come over they are often offered cum shots. It is...
I think they are $5 at TTR, and they don't have suger free. My wife just brings a case with her.
I have used two different transfer companies in the past, both were probably about an hour trip. Like everyone said, we were always last, and...
You can sometimes find some of the "Nike SB collection" shirts at PacSun, that are plain and have shape. I can never find normal stuff at the...
I see this said often, but from my 2 experiences, I do not agree. I am 32, wife is 31, probably look younger than that, and we are some of the...
Awful. I would have 100% said something. I can understand if you are drunk, dancing, and forget to ash and some goes in the pool by mistake....
My wife typically wears a dress or skirt and top to dinner. I typically wear light weight dressy linen pants, with a button down. Or sometimes a...
Haha I have woken up and noticed Jessica Alba now is rocking out a sweet beard and glasses
I am pretty sure that you cannot smoke inside anywhere, except your room (which I don't do anyway, except the balcony). But other than that you...
You can never catch a break
Nice! Yea I say I wont, but if my dude ends up with an opening anytime between now and April 9th (giving a month to heal before I am in the sexy...
Yea I thought about waiting until closer to the 30 day mark to actually pay in full, just in case something happened I would only lose what I...
