I am still trying to get over my laughing fit reading the phrase ... "penis beard".... Hilafuckinglirious! I gave some SERIOUS thought to...
I can tell you not to get either Room 1139 or 1140 if Stacia & I are going to be there because we want one of them.!
There were only 2 dudes at TTR the last time we were there that had ANY claim to having more than a single ab, if you know what I mean. Pick...
My Reefs, as the Crocs were uncomfortable. Read: flippy-floppies. Hard to dance well in flip-flops though, keep that in mind. The...
I am informed by She Who Must Be Obeyed that she wishes to return to TTR Definitely for her b-day, that being Sextember 30. Last year I had to...
The rooms not to get are those rooms that aren't at TTR. That's my best explanation.
That sort of jives with what the Customs agent's questions when we came back in... On the way down to CUN I bought a bottle of Crown in the Duty...
Actually, I think that is one thing that IS lacking at that gift shop. If they could swing a mini-pharmacy counter in there, I bet they'd make a...
I tried that A-I-Whip on the Boobs Cruise, and it was a LOT of fun. Gee, somehow, it got all over the girls boobs and everyone was helping out...
OK, so that's like, call it March 28 or 29-ish and May 12. My b-day and our 15th anniversary falls directly in there, too. Hmm, maybe 3-4 days at...
If I can request whatever combination I want, I want 4 female masseuses, please. I don't know what Stacia will want. Probably that Sancho I saw in...
I've read (on CCC) about people being bumpted, but I've never actually met anyone in person who has been bumped.... ...hmmm.... com to think on...
Quarters to Strip! There ya go...
Are we allowed to practice how we made the mothers in the first place?
$361 for a week?!?! Geez.... that's what... $26 per person per day! Wow! Is it because September is near the end of the "down" season" or...
This last April I went to Asian once and Italian twice, each time in nice linen shorts and a pullover, polo-style shirt or a bowling-style button...
Each time I've gone, I wore my boxers. I've toyed with the idea of wearing a thong to spice things up for laughs, but Stacia says it is "harder to...
I am planning on getting one of the Password-protected spots for the pics from the past trip (April 2012), which have some really good, fun shots...
If I can make a suggestion.... I think you should place your shot between Stacia's boobs, and let one of the guys sort of "han-cuff both you...
OK, so I push/click "Play." And Enrique starts doing his damn thing, and I start doing my sort of lame-ass chair dancing thing, with...
