We've always said that they would probably suck if we had them sober. Luckily never going to have to find that out!
The one time you were up late enough for one it looked like cheetah disembowling a gazelle! I think you liked it!
Gotta keep you up past 10pm somehow. Figure its this or waterboarding!
Strawberry jam then? That sounds more legal.
I get them after dinner to get the blood pumping again. I think they have flavors you can add to it. I prefer my vodka/sprite. Washes the taste...
Don't forget you said that, and the peanut butter!
Good point. Kittens dressed up as puppies it is!
Yep. They always seemed sad/happy.
Cute doesn't get into Fort Knox. Squirrel salamanders do. Trust me ive stolen more with less.
Are you a pound puppy?
Damn...your good.
My bad. My memo to Lex Luthor got mixed in. I am in no way trying to take over the world with a series of depressed squirrles dressed as salamanders.
It is but we add some ethnic flair to make it sound cool.
Perdon.
Oops. I think I let the secret plans slip!
Well that and being super polite!
Unlike you I can blend in the crowd there like Kaiser Solzie!
Yo quiro taco bell. I think that means I plead the 5th!
My favorite addition to the resort last year was the depression machine. Nothing to keep the drunk train moving along on schedule!
Just make sure to pound shots so you can be cauhht up when we get off the boat!
