A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cab driver if he would be a...
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the...
Here’s the start of April’s 2011 .pdf file for us April 2011 TTR Addicts. If you want to get on it, please e-mail me your: NAMES, CANCUNCARE...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she...
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Check out our April posts - http://www.cancuncare.com/forum/temptation-resort-cancun/15985-april-2011-roll-call-hahaha.html...
Keeping it on top!
We usually tip the maid $2.00 daily (They only make like $2.50 daily) + a lsrge candy bar every other day (From Aldi's here in the states $1.29...
Never had a prob on this end- but hell, I'm not cashing them either! They sure took a 100 of them from me last April!! LOL
Never know until you try!! :huh:
Here's a layout of the resort [IMG] We always take US $2.00 bills w/ us for tipping - apparently a good luck symbol to the staff and you only have...
Both, mixed and beer - Whatever floats your boat bud!! ;)
Had one in our room too, every time!
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk round the block? Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that...
Hey Brewster, when do you want me to post your info in the .pdf file?
And hair color hides all Jim!!:aktion054:
Sue, go on Skype
Let me know when you wanna get on the list guys!! :ernaehrung015:
