What two things in the air can make a women pregnant? Her feet! :banghead:
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your...
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Bout time dude!!! LOL
Good one Bryan!!!
They think it will stay to the east, so I wouldn't worry about it. U can always keep track of it by going here. Track Tropical Storm Katia /...
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One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell,where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know...
Here's a great pre TTR to watch!! Funny as hell!! :huepfen013:...
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LOOKING FOR WORK A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another...
From a Teacher -- short and to the point In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after...
RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies...
And I'm originally from Massena, NY, only about 77 miles from Montreal! LOL Small world Nancy!!
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn...
We've been doing this for the last 2 years w/ B&B in NF (Stayed at the Cairns Croft). Usually in August. In Fact, 4 of us were up there last Sat.
U go girl!!!! :sunny:
Well, Danny is the guy who gets home late one night and, Kathy, his wife says, “Where the hell have you been?” Danny replies, “I was out getting a...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the...
