This might be a joke, but it sure as hell rings true!!! :aktion061: LOL
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says...
But not like TTR!!!! :flash: :69: :clappyinghappy:
Martha recently lost her husband. She brought his ashes home and poured him out on the patio table. Whilst tracing her fingers thru his ashes she...
Suzy's a Food Service manager for a 1200 kid elementary school and I let her work!!! :xyxthumbs:
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TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! BEEN 5 TIMES AND NO PROBS WHATSOEVER!! SOUNDS LIKE A LOSER POSTING TO CAUSE TROUBLE AGAIN!! :aktion052:
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month.
WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and...
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Women A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and...
I failed the mandatory Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would...
[IMG] Gotta be a sign for this comng weekend!!!i https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=V0O0nzkESTI#!
We usually go in April w/ the fellow Addicts, so have been looking also. Way to early to book and as of today the cost for the same amount of time...
A school trip to the farm. Priceless! [IMG]
The Dreaded Call: My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a...
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me." Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that...
Magic Apples A Guy Walks Into A Bar - Magic Apples - Snotr
THE WOMAN POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart, and strong. One who loves to listen...
