Turnip heads can be disguised with a huge amount of hair. :?
If I could re vote it would be teeth, I have decided...... Turnip heads are bland
oh f*ck I just wet myself I'm sure of it, I voted t*ts but I think I want to change it to turnip or teeth........ :lol: :lol: :lol: My sides...
I never liked my glasses but after I had surgery everyone said "oh I liked your glasses"... cheers.... Surgery was the best thing ever. It's...
used to wear glasses to work and contacts on the weekend... Les paid for me to have eye surgery cos I used to get so frustrated having to wear...
Both rightys :-o
I want one
You know I love you really :3some:
Short arse smith. I get a 30inch trs leg to wear with flat shoes or a 32inch/34inch for heels. I will stretch your legs next week
Me too.... wonder if it was the same bloke :shock:
For some reason it won't let me vote but I love masculine. The bigger the man the smaller I feel... better than dieting
We've got a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and I would die if something like that happened to him..... he would run away anyway.
I love baileys but not the glide sort.... Thanks for that, it is now 8:31 and I have till 15:30 till I can get my hands on a cheese sarnie....
sounds like an excellent idea. I only did 5 mins on the cross trainer, just wasn't in the mood so did treadmill and weights instead..... then...
just had to go and change into comfortable PJ bottoms due to gut hanging over jeans and button about to burst. Oh you have to have a mini...
for all of the above x2 cos Jackie had the same as me £18... BARGAIN. Plus she paid :lol:
I feel sick and don't want anything, just ate 12oz steak, onion rings, chips, garlic bread, pepper sauce, strawberry cake and cream have a...
Really need chicken and cheese sub NOW
On the floor laughing - my baps are fine thank you :headbanger:
