Porky's "Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a long wait."
The gym has always been open when I was there. I went several times about 5:00 am.
Tommy Boy "I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters."
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Deliverance "Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. They are not thieves or beggars. They are not the bogeymen they are made...
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Here's an oldie: "You can call me Dad, you can call me Father, you can call me Jacob and you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty old...
People have more fun than anybody.
1) Yes they are available. Entertainment Plus is highly recommended. We always use them. 2)Play all the games you can. Just keep an open mind and...
Another from the same movie: "Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never...
At the same time I had a guy damn near introduce his dick first last Feb. We had a guy who did introduce his in May. Showing off his Prince...
"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?" "Right. But there's...
Hitch "We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round"
Ghost "Every man dies, not every man really lives"
101 Dalmations ? "In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch."
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I told this story here before but here goes again: My wife and I were sitting in the swings near the beach one night after dinner. I noticed a...
Speaking of Momma................... Did you give her that :wink3: I sent her. I know that makes Chris happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Michael
