If she wants to play strip thumb wrestling though...I'm in.... remember poker dealer here "gamble gamble"
The last words I'll hear will be straight out of mortal Kombat "Finish Him!"
Oh trust me...the yoga thing was a joke...this guy don't stretch well. #dadbod
Jess and I are going to do hot yoga by the pool you in Lisa??
You have no idea...I've been going to gym 4 days a week for a month I hope all you girls appreciate the work I'm putting in to look good for you...
Orrrrrrrr you can just have a Dominican fiancee (soon to be wife) who is fluent in Spanish do all the talking for us
Anybody speak Spanish? can you believe Google autocorrect tried to put spanking instead of Spanish!!! So out of curiosity does anybody speak spanking
I I work nights I'll be getting my wind at 8pm and can stay up til 4am easy...we can be night owls together
Real world problems Whoa is.me I have too many women in my bed :)
Our flight gets in at 1:35...like I mentioned earlier...we are #1 on wait list for master suite...if we get it we get complimentary ride to...
We are the same! I'm reading these going....okay alcohol whip cream check, tip money check, not getting bikini top back on island check, condoms...
I'm digging the shorts too
Very Very true point never thought it that way...toys? Weight? What kind of toys you bringing? :)
But it wasn't???
Sounds like a lot of work and little result...I'm not trying to pack another bag of decorations, saving the extra bag for slutty outfits...willing...
I'll be there same time as you just ask I'm pretty good...heck I'll do it for free
Do you know how fun it is to Google "slutty club dress" and see what comes up. And then you say to yourself...not slutty enough and keep scrolling.
Ok I'll do it for $200
Damn I should of come up with this...I'm also good at vajazzling...ladies line up by the pool and I'll take care off you...it will be vag-tastic
I just had to Google vajazzling....forgive me.