How about this: I have spent a year thinking of the perfect sentence for this T-Shirt. So...here it is: Would you please take your top off?
LOL.... next year, when she starts calling for tequila our answer will be, "Nope, we only get tequila for the girls...and I don't see them asking...
No worries...those things can't fly....
Well, that just doesn't seem fair. The girls should be allowed at least one outing per week... lol
LMAO...that was funny! And a couple of quotes from Steven Wright... I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. George is a...
It does? I don't even remember the twins coming out for a little visit at Paty'O's this year. Damn, did I pass out and miss something? lol
That morning movie is a riot! "What was it we overslept last night? Toy Story?" LMAO....
Good plan Jim! Maybe we can convince them to move their trip up to April...they won't have to wait as long :)
Thanks for the TR. Looks like you guys sure had a blast (once you got out of the airport)! The movies worked fine for me. You sound like you are...
I thought it was you or Walter that came up with those. They definitely went down a lot easier than the tequila. But there is just something...
Tea Party I have to admit having an initial bias against the "Tea Party". Firstly because they were so touted by Fox News. Fox, above all others,...
Sure... it's always Kim & Bruce.....Never Bruce & Kim.... damn you red dress!
Man...and they call our oil dirty... But joking aside, what a horrible tragedy. That rig had state of the art GPS positioning thrusters. The very...
I just started reading a book about diet and portion control but I accidentally overturned my taco salad on it and then spilled my beer on it...
I've thought of that for Kim, too. But I suspect we'd both be in the same position of having them dislocate our shoulders as we tried desperately...
I know, for instance, that law against women going topless was defeated some years ago in the province of Ontario. Women must still wear tops...
Interesting point. I don't think i would be all that comfortable with Biden or Pelosi either. And she would be next in line, after Biden, no? I...
Excellent point! Which is why I check in on all of them and try to glean "The Truth" in amongst all the blatant attempts they all make to promote...
Thanks Twinimini. I didn't actually author this quiz. I found it on the net and posted it as a humorous response to the other quiz posted under...
Awww honey.... check the screen on your phone each morning. It will tell you what day it is...
