An ode to the girls . Boobies boobies boobies Big and small we luv em all Sitting high or hanging low ,they all look great ,just put em on...
What about Norm from Nunavut ? :umbrella1:
No worries , just everyone focused on the Nathan the shooting victim but the run down of Patrice ( I think that's correct) was somehow not...
Maybe the black guy who plugs it in his ear and goes out on Halloween as a petrol pump ......he could do it:uk1::biggrinbandit::biggrinbandit:
:bj:Could he wear it as a c$&k ring . Stand on a chair at reception on arrival drop the shorts and say tie it round this ......I'm trying to avoid...
And don't forget the military guy who was run down by some wing nut two days prior to Nathan being shot while guarding the tomb of the unknown...
Hot and cold running maids 24/7....240V outlet for extreme power tools , Sybian in all rooms. :umbrella1::ass::aktion054::bj:
And I forgot to mention "the boobs cruise" well that's about as exciting as watching the carpet fade :aktion069::D:D:D. Pretty freakin' awesome....
It's brutal , the A/C doesn't work , the food sucks , the beach is the pits , people pee in the pool , never any pool chairs , creepers with...
See you guys in Feb , this will be our third few visit and the weather has always been good for us . Sunny but not stupid hot and not humid ,...
The size of the ironing board is propotionate to the size of the outfits/swimsuits worn at TTR :bootyshake:
How do you iron a G-string ???
Yeah but repeats are fun as you can join in as you know what they are going to say next :ladiesman1::ladiesman1:
Channel 12 & 13 have all the movies you will ever need and they are in the universal language format . :aktion069::aktion069:
Measure in centimetres and it's even bigger !!!! :ladiesman1:
Official Cancun Swinger Wristbands Try here .
There are no "hot tubs" just shallow pools within the pool which due to the lower water level get a bit warmer .
Mines in my neck , time for a visit to the kinky chiropractor
Oh no Donald not the broken AC debate again !!!!!! What's next pool chairs and cameras :banghead::banghead::banghead:
I'm not sure you can compare motorboatin' vodka gummies of a nice rack at the sexy pool where basically there are no rules other than no sex and...