I call Bullshit!! I don't say it that often..
You got to love Saturday's.. I woke up late, had a bite, took a shower, laid down on fresh clean sheets, closed my eyes and soaked up every word...
Chris... Finally you and I agree on a musician!!! Nadira Shakoor is Jimmy Buffett's lead female vocal.. Great taste in vocals She does the bridge...
One of my favorite lines!!!
Purely observational...
Make sure you wear clean ones.. You won't get much play with shit stains...
The only strict one is Thursday. You can't get into the casino without lingerie.. Guys wear underware and no shirt
I kill my liver every May and get a new one every June.. Dammit, Im running out of relatives to harvest them from... Wah haa haa
Ya can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!!!
37 drinks in a day and I never felt that drunk!! Cancun problem.
Donald's title should be... "Slayer of Trolls and other Mythical Creatures"
Ho's and sluts?? I'm glad to know I'm among friends!!!
Very nice.. Welcome to the club
Very creative and unique.. Lol
No certified Divemaster can or will take you on anything deeper than a simple 30' dive.. You can dive the museum, dive the cross of the bay or the...
Not knowing how your bed ended up across the room after sex.. Cancun problem. Bed with wheels on a tile floor.. Kinda fun...
Not knowing any TV channels but 12 and 14.. Cancun Problem.
