Any old time that April would like to roll around would be fine with us... [IMG]
Who needs to sleep when passing out is so easy?
There's a sun-faded billboard advertising a 6-star resort in Puerto Peñasco. Well, maybe on a scale of 10 or 20 stars... Still cracks us up every...
Good lord...why are you people messing with perfection? The only thing that belongs in vodka is ice (not counting flavored vodkas of course). I'm...
Ok...2 hour difference for us...we can sleep on the plane.
What time zone is Cancun in?
Let's face it, everybody is beheading everybody on every block in every city. Mexico is a big bad scary place. So scary in fact, that after spring...
Names would be good but not our porn star names...we'll be needing those for plausible deniability when we are in Cancun.
Best Tequila Drink Ever™ 1 part tequila 1 part shot glass
**in a whiny kids voice** Are we there yet?
job search ≠ cold turkey job search = wild turkey
The plan is for my mind, body and soul to alcohol infused as much as possible, whipped cream or not.
It's going inside a bubba keg
That lady blow-up doll must be a married blow-up doll...notice the lips are firmly sealed...
We are planning on bringing our own tempurpedic king sized mattress so if they bump us the first night, we'll just sleep in the lobby.
19 and change...
Get some $20 peso bills for tips...makes each tip about $1.65 US...but the peso bills are made from some magical material that resists water...
Does the CUN landing pattern go over TTR? I'd be more than happy to skydive in to save transfer time.
Don't tell Steve, but a bunch of us are planning a mutiny...the Boobs Cruise will never end and we'll only make landfall long enough to restock on...
It is pretty goddamn fantastic. Wish they sold it here in Phoenix...probably better that they don't though.
