Woody there is only one Greg and Darcy. Unless you have found some imposters. You have us listed twice.
The Vasectomy A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to...
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this...
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on...
Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says,"Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both...
A plane is on its way to toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight...
> A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,...
We had a great time at TTR, our first trip. But if some of the TTR folks we became friends with our in, we are too.My wife likes the idea of a...
The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he...
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find...
Math has changed over the years Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my...
Recently I was asked to run a marathon. At first I said, 'Naaahhh!' Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I...
PartyDollGirl we loved your outfit on Lingerie night, smoking hot
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was...
Chino and Amy were taking break in one of the empty rooms. Chino was flipping channels between channel 12 and 18 (espn for those of you who know...
we were there 4/11 till 4/19 had three days of hard rain, no sun, the sports bar got very crowded, but it was still fun, and our room flooded we...
Put us down for a definate maybe, give su the dates, and I will see what we can do. We will more then likely stay at a Hilton property.Since I can...
