But the Magic Wand has to stay in the room, We-Vibe for the win! 120V + H2O = The Final O!
We know nothing of what you speak. :angel1:
I can't believe this is 17 posts in before someone says Coochie!
BINGO, we have a winner!
We have never disturbed the peace and tranquility of the Quiet Pool from our second story room overlooking it. Daily. Farkin' hell, we're no...
Without being a spoiler I'd say most people reading this thread would appreciate this particular episode of Californication. "Californication"...
With not even one mention of the Spitting Beaver you must be a rookie.
We have never had sex in both the Sexy Pool and ocean an hour before leaving for the airport. Oh wait..... :daveandmo:
Let me preface this by saying we live in a small town, really small. Around 4pm of day #3 during our virgin trip to Heaven, so at least a half...
Uh-oh, our bad for contributing to the escalating pron factor. I'll be sure to give Ms Skibum an appropriate, ummmmm, scolding asap. "Hey...
You might as well let your friends know that you won't be seeing them on vacation again unless they join you at TTR during one of your subsequent...
It's been awhile since we've played Monopoly but I recall one of the spaces being "Community Chest". :huh:
Uh-oh, now that's a dilemma. Choose wisely, the first trip is rarely the last.
Just Do It! Fair warning, once you go to TTR you'll be ruined for any other resort or type of vacation. :)
We said that a few times during and after our first trip, a 7-night'er in April. Then, as predictable as the sunrise, within two months of...
We did that once at a nude beach near Portland, Oregon. Mr Skibum: "Hmmmm, suddenly there seems to be a shortage of women on this stretch of...
As with most purchases you may make in Cancun bartering pays off.
Does that little Accord of yours need an oil change? :huh:
Does anyone know this couple, perhaps your neighbours? They own a silver 2000 Toyota Camry, keep it shined up, maybe upgrade the stereo or rims to...
