Wife has two massive floaties. ;) If they bump your wife in the back of the head it’s time to do shots and more bumping. :marshe:
Actually, it’s “howdy y’all”.
That’s easy...you’re a Unicorn. Your a Super Unicorn if you let your husband join. And your a Super Duper Unicorn if you do it on the patio. :marshe:
Honestly, duty free is the way to go. That way the alcohol is not taking any needed space in your checked bag. You each get three liters and in...
Um, no! It’s bouncy due the the boobs, butts, booze, and bumpin ass beats! Seriously though, my wife has the same issue but for some reason some...
We use Travelocity for all our trips. Just easier for us. We’re booked for this July as well. Good luck to ya.
AMEN! Preach on! It’s funny because it’s true. Truth be told, the ONLY time you’ll need to be on any semblance of the clock is...The Boob...
Gotta agree, UE Boom is the way to go. I bring that thing everywhere.
What she brings: boobs, bottoms, and dance moves! What he brings: a bag with two towels, sunscreen, extra t-shirt, water, tipping cash, maybe a...
Well heck, that is a dilemma. Hmm...here’s an idea, put the dress on and post the pics. That way we can assess the situation and provide any...
July 21 thru 29. Gonna finish July strong...and drunk...and excessively naughty!
Only if you’re from Cali and then moved to Texas and then changed the subject of this thread to “Any Texans ever visit”? You’re reply count would...
Fireball! Because you can get ANYTHING you need carrying a bottle of that stuff around.
Yup, we’re all for that.
Have you ever zoomed in on TTR’s beach side using google earth? Very cool. You can actually see the people staring back at the camera! Not to...
Very cool but these types of reviews make me nervous. Don’t want to attract the “wrong” crowd! Before you know it, there will nekkid grown ups...
Love Lubbock. Guns up! Daughter is a junior at TT. Why does t have to be so dang far from everything?
Easy, just grab a couple of bottles from the duty free store. You’ll definitely find some smooth concoction at any of the bars but at least you’ll...
Spent my 50th on the boob cruise. It was wild!
Hell no! I’m usually playing golf and riding my motorcycle this time of year! I had ice on my roof for TWO days!!! Stop the insanity!!!
