Well, for the good of the resort there’s no way in hell im taking my panties off. As for my wife, well, she doesn’t own any so if the skirt is...
Are they still cooking ready made burgers after the club closes? If yes, what is the dress code? And, are hats allowed? ;):rolleyes::D
A hat?!?!?!? REALLY?!?!?! Is a hat THAT important? That hat must be on the fucking David Copperfield or Monopoly man level to be that...
Um okay, we suggest just keep yo self in the sexy pool. That way no straws will make it back to the ocean. In fact, only do shots, I have yet to...
So, since Texas is bigger than all y’all combined, and we supply the Fireball...can we join the party! Of course they will be Texas sized shots....
Yup. We use Marina Chac Chi. They are a 5 min walk from the resort. You can rent a private excursion or join other groups for a lot less. They are...
21st to 28th for us. Hope to raise a few shots with all y’all. Oh yeah, my birthday week as well so I guess it’s birthday cake and Fireball!!!
100% all for it. Get, and give, all the couples massages y’all can.
You may want to bring some slacks for dinner with a nice shirt or two. You don’t have to dress up for theme nights but it is fun. The most...
Beach is just okay. Having said that, we like to hang out there at least an hour a day. Usually in the mid morning and we always bring a small...
“Pitbull bingo cards”! :D:p:D:p Classic. Great report!
Absolutely! In fact, Timmie has two brand new “floaties” she’s just can’t wait to use. Add in some Fireball and she might just throw in a free...
Rain?!?! Hell no. It’s just an opportunity to REIGN!!! :D
Know what?!?!? We just gonna show up and do what we do. That’s - 1. Drank, 2. Boogie Down, 3. Snap, 4. Drank! - rinse, lather, repeat. Cuz we...
Yeah! Us too! First round on us!
Well if you’re sitting near us, you’re drinking with us. It’s actually a law here in Texas and we like to stay on the straight and narrow.
Steve, I know you’re not worried about it but at times like these I often like to go back to the scriptures and try to find something that relates...
Yup, definitely Nawlins! That’s our long weekend go to spot for drunken debauchery. :D
Excellent and thanks y’all.
Okay, I KNOW that it will end up on the back of the chair (just like last time), however, she likes to have her comfort zone of showing up to the...
