Its official!! Pre registered!!....now let the packing frenzy and last minute shopping begin!! 14 more sleeps!!
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hey cuppies...try some straight white vinager (on the burn parts only)...You might smell like a chipwagon for 10-20 minutes but it will take the...
girlie drinks rock!!! HIGH /\ 5 KELLIE!! ....we are gonna get along just fine!!! If worse comes to worse....i make a mean bahama mama!!!...
heck....no way!!...im comin' there.....i always had a fantasy about a hairy mountain man tying me up and holding me hostage in a cabin in the...
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight...
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Rolltide...go to the first page oof the forum...all the info is there Welcome Aboard, me hearties....argggggggh!! We are now the little boat...
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Larry's In The Hospital, Room 232 Ok, you are asking who in the hell is ' Larry '. Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says,...
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brat!!
heck...lets skip the buffet, go straight to the pool bar nekkid! :icon_twisted:
....looks like we are double-debbing on that boob cruise.....teehee ;)
:aetsch011: MOO HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAAA :aetsch011: I see my reputation preceeds my arrival.... I LIED!! ...nobody sleeps on Capt'n Steve's...