Are you referring to the pink ShitShow wristbands? (The picture's not showing up for me.) If so, agreed! Thank you for those! They made us feel...
Sorry - I blew right past that. You do?
That's a first! Then again, I read Playboy for the articles.
And yet the trilogy has sold A HUNDRED MILLION COPIES. True story. I just thought of something else: The episodes in the terrifying Red Room of...
OK, I'm completely lost here. Why do those other people even GO to Desire? Are they really there just to hang out naked with their schmoopie while...
Oh, there was plenty of unintentional humor. Like it's not enough for Christian Grey to be a supermodel billionaire. Because, oh, he's also a...
It's the least I can do to repay you for the gummy bears! Ha! At the airport on the way home, BJ was trying to get us all to commit to booking...
A review of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie may seem off-topic in a Temptation forum, but I’ll tell you why it’s not: Racie and I were at...
But do you have to tip some dude $20 extra to reserve the massage table?
It sounds like all-inclusive doesn't mean ALL-inclusive. Pretty sure Desire is BYOB (Bring Your Own Babe).
In that environment, it's a challenge to notice your own injuries, let alone those of others. Also, Mama always gave this advice: Don't go up...
Love that!
Thanks for the review! And yikes. For that kind of $$$, they should not only GIVE you a deck chair, they should MASSAGE you in one. To a...
We just did a week at Temptation Of drinking and sleep deprivation. Hung-over employment's Devoid of enjoyment. Good god, we could use a vacation!
The water was choppy on the Boobs Cruise on Wednesday, but that was the only negative thing we noticed about the weather. Apparently we were too...
Enough, please. We come to this site for fun, not to see forum members hurl epithets at each other.
Awesome. You arrive on Fat Tuesday and we're on the Boobs Cruise on Ass Wednesday, so if you want something in the daytime, it'll need to be...
We're getting giddy too. If we don't manage to find you earlier on the 14th, we'll definitely find you at red night at Paty O. Once we've met...
Our Lady of the Righteous Rack. I kid. Actually it was an online ordination from (here...let me look it up...) American Marriage Ministries....
I'm willing to venture that that is the first time that phrase has appeared on this site. :)
