I never will hinny!! You oot the night?
Yeah, she wanted me, but i turned her down!!
Ok i admit it, i did meet claire!!
Told you 5 secs on a good day.....I didn't even meet claire you freak!!
Que? :shock:
Me too
I'm getting wasted tonight too!! Whoop de doo basel!!
Me excited? Nope, just want some beer!!
Too right, i'm no porn star!! 2 seconds foreplay 1 second to get my bearings and a further 2 seconds of penetrative sex! Wooop!
That's 5 seconds on a good night my dear......only if she'd been good!! I knew you'd be a roll over and fall asleep kind of girl.......can't...
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER IN THE TOON!!
Yes i did.....my wife was in my suitcase!!! Didn't imagine you as a cuddling sort.......roll over and fall a sleep sort, just like a man!!
Ian, it's as it should be........AS IT SHOULD BE!!
How about we don't meet up again? After all, no one liked eachother!!
Good.....lets make it next August!!
It looks like it will be in August!!
It's totally cheesie, you'll fit in!!
Just wear a skirt and you'll be convincing!!
You can guarantee it mate!!
I reckon we should forget the toon and spend the entire night in the blags!! What do you think?