south of the border, bromley (is where i live now)
i do when im in southend! wey hey....
:doh: :bow:
if i have a problem with tanning, go to apple!! if i have a problem, go to apple!! if i have a problem with number of condoms, go to apple!!...
i know, i know...im pathetic....but admit it, i got ya.... i was just bored! :(
how many condoms shall i take?? :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
yeah, where is she??????? we dont bite.......hard....
what about theses ones you stand up in? any good? or is a bed better?
those are the words of a seasoned pro....
all the girls look like wotsits as well (a orange cheesy chrisp - like cheetos!) you can tell they have spent most of their time in the booth...
men in a tanning shop...
im only kidding mate.... have everyone on here got a partner?? does she know about your 3 in a bed romps as well! :shock:
haha, you know what i mean tho! most gyms have sunbeds now so theres no embarssment of walking in the tanning shop!
that jessicas pretty!!...no wonder collegeguy is running around like a healess chicken! :wink: im sure if i asked i would get that much...
its a sunbed burn isnt it!! :oops: you took the extra 3 mins didnt you!
bad news mate.... did you have it booked up? everyone going the CC party should have a ''get well Fletch'' t shirt on!! that would be cool....
i wasnt saying you personally, im just saying in general does it give you the upper edge... skinny guys probably get the girls bkoz there the...
you gotta have the liquor....makes pie mash what it is!
does making yourself look that big help with the ladies? girls do you prefer muscle men!?
why dont you just cook some?? its easy!!
