See @McAwesome ? They get it haha
Ok but you guys all have to call joe "Joe of the house Orahoske, the first or maybe second or third of his name, king of the server trays,...
Yeah I wouldn't be that much of a bitch haha. And 5 is plenty. That's all I'd eat actually. My plan is a shit ton of eggs for breakfast and fruit...
Will they really make a 10 egg omelette? Because I could get down on one with 5 eggs haha I've only been to maybe 3 places my whole life that will...
Matt, Matty, and Matthew. Done.
They may call it a bahama mama at the resort. But I believe the traditional recipe is just a bunch of BSliquor and mixers.
We need to designate a name giver. Something tells me you nerds will end up doing something worthy of a good nickname though haha.
They're supposed to be putting two new buildings over by FWD. Can't remember what they're supposed to be though. The way the flats work chances...
Welcome to drunk texting jess. Get ready kids.
Well have really big big balls and a monstrous donkey dick. In fact, I have a third ball. And I feel as though this is a challenge. If it is, it...
I've been better about my diet and doing a little exercising, but cut me some slack, I manage a beer bar with amazing pizza haha. I have curves. I...
Elaborate sir.
These are still more than we want to pay but the selection is great! Maybe well just splurge, fuck it haha
Are the bartenders allowed to drink at all?
Going to the gym haha plenty of time for that later after I've washed the alcohol and sweat grime off my body.
Blowfish is a waste of money. Its just caffeine. I bought it once and gave it out to my coworkers, no one noticed anything. They were still...
That sounds right up my alley! Flip a Corona in that glass and make a michelada out of it.
I'll probably end up banging on your door at 11am saying "let's go sweat it it out and start all over" haha I know that getting a quick workout is...
What is a caesar??
I just ordered liquid IV hydration multiplier packs. More than I wanted to spend but everything else just looks like sports drink mix.
