I think that the sexy pool needs more Hula Hoops. Like about 40 or so hanging around the railing on the outside. And there should also be some...
When you put it this way, I'm not sure that I can afford the collective or tour company shuttle.
Fear Switzerland.
If I leave the resort, I'll be offered drugs about every 10 minutes. Went with friends a couple years ago and he wasn't offered at all. So it...
Yay, 2 more weeks! ! Audrey
That's an awesome picture. Don't underestimate the power of the beard.
It's friggin T-Ball for you today around here Wally. Batter up!!!
Hola. My name is Humberto Humpalot. I see that you are coming to Cancun and was wondering if you needed humping. I'll hump anything anytime. Just...
Wow. Incredibly dangerous comment. I'll step back now while the wolves attack.
Hey guys. I just looked through your photo albums and I'm thinking that you guys don't slow down the party at all do you!?!? Looks like you have...
Yeah, it happens year after year. I actually talked to that greazy 90 year old gross guy with emphysema. He was rolling up his newspaper and...
It's always fun to explain the rule to the gawkers, "We don't want you to take pictures of our shenanigans... except Brandie... She can take 5000...
That is impressive! You Sir, are an example for all Men!
Just cutting straight to the chase now and avoiding the 100+ post threads?
Well, that's a tough one. Not really a traditional mistress cause my wife and I always go together. Somewhat like an escort cause yeah, we do...
TTR is really the Willy Wonka of everything good in life.
They have all that. It's just a different atmosphere than I think your anticipating is all. The pool bar and paty-o's is more of a "pour...
Yeah, good plan. We'll come for the tour with you. Given the recent reviews, we wouldn't be changing anything at this point. But it'd be nice...
Sorry that my peasant comment pissed you off. Certainly wasn't the intent. With that said, don't be surprised if I still fire it out there once...
I knew that John was perving on all the hairy asses that he could find last year but didn't expect him to come out and admit it!
