Nice to meet you. We are part of the Halloween crowd but also like March! Hope to see you some day in person
We don't go to Temptation for the beach, that's for sure. I don't think we've been to a resort with a worse beach. That would be a good topic,...
Maid leaves various flavors of Beer in the fridge each day. Tip her out and request your favorites. Take it from the most interesting man at...
So if you could go to a no smoking resort , you would rather go there, because I can give you a number of choices, but guess what they suck...
We have to be good all the time. It's fun to smoke when we drink too much. I'm glad we can smoke at Temptation. Loli isn't. She hates smoke. There...
I usually have to carry her back to the room and find its too much trouble to put her top on. It looks funny on me anyways
I don't where Fireball is available but I do know before it became a sensation, Loli used to drink Hot Damn! and Aftershock so there are...
Its not smart to post after happy hour, I should know that by now. My apology to all the people I offended. I didn't actually even remember...
If you drink a shot like a grown up it doesn't contain a cup of sugar, a stick of cinnamon or glop of honey. I'm all in favor of anything that...
Its all inclusive. Why can't that be good enough! We don't understand! Do you bring your own bacon too? We like our own pillows and towels too....
If price isn't an issue than that would be so wonderful but we try to get the most bang for our buck since this enables us to go several times a...
Its not fair I think to judge mainland USA hospitality to 3rd world Resort style hospitality. They all work so hard for so little. But we go to...
We slept all over the resort at one time or another but our room was always where we passed out. We never actually had a party in our room. I...
It's both fun and funny. Why wouldn't cha?
Thanks for sharing this eye opening story! Our neighbor had her appendix rupture in Cancun and shared a similar horror story. I'm glad you made it...
This is so easy, why so many posts? Say George and Susan are sitting at the pool bar. Newman is looking at Susan wondering how he can get in. You...
We always take stacks of 2 dollar bills. There are benefits...They take up half as much wallet space, the Mexican workers like them 2 times...
This is a pretty "out there" theme, right? I don't know any guys who want to dress like a date for GIMP from Pulp Fiction! Eww! Whats next?...
Oh Yeah Another Travel Tip ... Before you leave for vacation, shave the Ballzoid area with a sharp, fresh razor and take your time or else the...
I was in a hurry to go to a party and hit my Nether Region with an electric razor when SNAG SHRED CUT man it looked like I was having a man period...
